By Johna Till Johnson
Both clever and absurd: The carabiner fits perfectly, but does nothing to secure the contents of the locker.
I took this outside the restroom at Serra, the rooftop restaurant at Eataly. There was a row of lockers where the waitstaff apparently stored their belongings. Some were locked, others were unlocked (I peeked inside one to confirm it was in use). And one was secured insecurely with a carabiner…